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Overview
Corporate Tools is looking to hire an IT Infrastructure Manager. What does that mean here? It means you're the one keeping our networks flowing, our packets behaving, and our infrastructure team from rage-quitting over a misconfigured VLAN.
You know how to coax a stubborn router back to life without yelling at it (too much), and when you hear the phrase "broadcast storm," you don't panic-you just sigh, roll up your sleeves, and fix it. You might even have a favorite network topology diagram, and that's okay. We don't judge here. We've all named our switches something we wouldn't want in the audit logs.
You won't be in the server room wiring things up (we've got boots-on-the-ground folks for that), but you'll be the person designing, leading, and managing how it all talks to each other across our infrastructure-so nothing catches fire (metaphorically). If you've got a soft spot for clean configs, high uptime, and turning chaos into something that actually scales, keep reading.
Wage
Up to $185,000 / year
Benefits

• 100% employer-paid medical, dental and vision for employees
• Annual review with raise option
• 22 days Paid Time Off accrued annually, and 4 holidays
  • After 3 years, PTO increases to 29 days. Employees transition to flexible time off after 5 years with the company-not accrued, not capped, take time off when you want
  • The 4 holidays are: New Year's Day, Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and Christmas Day
• Paid Parental Leave
• Up to 6% company matching 401(k) with no vesting period
• Quarterly allowance
  • Use to make your remote work set up more comfortable, for continuing education classes, a plant for your desk, coffee for your coworker, a massage for yourself... really, whatever
• Open concept office with friendly coworkers
• Creative environment where you can make a difference
• No dumb benefits like free dog walking on the weekends that snobby hipster places have to make you feel cool, but mathematically won't cost the company much money because you won't use it
• Trail Mix Bar - oh yeah

Responsibilities

• Making sure our data center infrastructure runs like a dream-power, cooling, servers, networks, security, the works
• Leading a small-but-mighty team of systems engineers who know their stuff (but appreciate a solid manager who helps clear roadblocks)
• Being the go-to human for infrastructure issues, scaling, and improvements
• Planning for capacity growth
• Working closely with our dev teams to make sure what they build doesn't set anything on fire
• Handling vendors, procurement, and warranties

Requirements

• At least 5 years experience with Linux
• Bachelor's degree in Information Technology, Computer Science, Engineering, or a related field (or equivalent work experience)
• Have years of data center ops experience and know the difference between a patch panel and a panic attack
• You also have years of professional management experience in this type of field
• Professional experience managing daily data center operations and IT infrastructure
• Can explain RAID to your 3 year old niece
• Think uptime is a personal challenge
• Troubleshoot most things without having to call someone else
• Experience with Open Source software
• Experience in WordPress hosting
• Experience running large scale data center infrastructure and lived to tell the tale
• Past experience participating in the building of a data center IT infrastructure
• Experience with hardware scaling