Salary: $24-$26
Real Estate Fixologist Wizard
Also known in the common tongue as: Facilities Sorcerer Real Estate Enchanter Dwelling Conjurer
The Guild of Three Sixty Real Estate Solutions, LLC
Three Sixty is a full-service guild of passionate enchanters devoted to the residential, retail, and commercial realms. We are zealous guardians of our residents and the communities we steward. Our sacred code is bound by the ancient virtues ofintegrity, service, respect, humility, professionalism, accountability, and teamwork. We undertake no quest unless it shall bring benefit to the community, the realm, and all its inhabitants.
Our vision: to serve each subject to the highest standard the arcane arts allow, and to conjure quality outcomes for all who dwell within our properties.
The Summoning Brief
The chosen Wizard shall wield their craft daily across our holdings maintaining the curbside enchantment of all properties, executing repairs both great and small, overseeing remodeling incantations, and tending to the needs of current and prospective residents with grace and good cheer.
Arcane Disciplines & Spellwork Required
The Guild demands mastery across many schools of enchantment:
Plumbing Sorcery
- Banish leaks, unclog cursed drains, and contain waterborne emergencies. Know when to summon a licensed Plumber Mage.
Electrical Divination
- Diagnose circuit hexes, GFI anomalies, and current disturbances. Respect the limits of your practice; escalate dark magic to licensed electricians.
HVAC Elementalism
- Perform ritual filter changes, test and cleanse air units, address thermostat curses. Coordinate with HVAC conjurers for complex enchantments.
Appliance Alchemy
- Diagnose and restore enchanted household devices refrigerators, ranges, dishwashers, and disposal golems. Discern repair from replacement.
Carpentry & Drywall Craft
- Adjust doors and windows, repair cabinetry, patch and finish drywall to a paintable standard. Shape wood and plaster to your will.
Painting Rituals
- Execute unit-turn paint incantations with proper preparation, masking, and finish quality. Match existing color enchantments between tenancies.
Flooring Runes
- Repair vinyl plank, tile, and carpet; address subfloor anomalies and transitions between material planes.
Remodeling Quests
- Lead small building transformation projects window, door, deck, and patio door replacements across the realm.
Groundskeeping Druidism
- Tend the land mowing, trimming, weed banishment, fertilizer casting, and stewardship of all rock beds and landscaped glades.
Winter Ward Magic
- Vanquish snow and ice from all entryways and paths. Apply salt wards against hazardous conditions. Report slip-and-fall curses promptly.
Dwelling Restoration
- Upon a resident's departure, restore the chamber to pristine condition painting, cleaning, and preparing it for its next inhabitant.
Emergency Summoning
- Answer the guild's after-hours distress beacon. A true Wizard is never fully off duty when the realm is in peril.
Why Pledge Your Allegiance to Three Sixty?
- 401(k) with 4% guild match
- Annual wellness reimbursement
- PTO & 10.5 paid holy days
- Annual robe (clothing) allowance
- Performance bonus enchantment
- On-site fitness sanctum
- Paid training & continuing sorcery
- Guild-issued communication crystal
- Monthly tool stipend
- Six weeks paid parental leave
Attributes of the Chosen Candidate
- Excellent communication, analytical, and problem-solving enchantments
- Experience in the schools of construction, maintenance, and/or property management
- Ability to venture solo and meet self-initiated quest deadlines
- Sound judgment decisions must benefit residents, property owners, and fellow guild members
- Skill in managing critical alliances with customers, service providers, and the fellowship
- High school rune certificate or equivalent arcane credential
Physical Enchantments Required
- Lift up to 75lbs
- Bend & perform manual labor
- Ascend ladders periodically
- Adherence to all safety wards
- Valid steed license (Drivers license) & proof of insurance
The above incantations are not exhaustive of all that may be asked of you. The Wizard shall also be called upon for any task the Guild deems necessary seen or yet unforeseen.
May your wrench be true and your caulk gun never clog.