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Alderwood Landscaping

At Alderwood Landscaping, we don't do maintenance. We create Backyard Resort LivingTM for high-end clients across the Pacific Northwest. Think less "suburban lawn care" and more "HGTV meets Home Depot meets your childhood sandbox dreams."

What You'll Be Doing:

• Moving stuff, building stuff, making dreams come true (yours and the homeowners').
• Use tools, muscles, and maybe some heavy equipment (we'll teach you which end is business).
• Work outdoors in God's office (yes, even when God is crying... aka PNW "liquid sunshine").
• Get trained up and promoted if you're crushing it.
• Getting paid to work outside instead of slowly dying under fluorescent lights.

What You Bring:

• You're strong-ish, dependable, and can lift more than your ego (and possibly a 50lb bag of gravel).
• You show up on time because early birds get the best assignments.
• You're okay with getting dirty, soap is free, and bragging rights are earned.
• You don't melt when it rains (we're not hiring sugar cubes).
• You are 18+ and have reliable transportation (skateboards don't count).
• Experience in landscape construction is preferred! We love people who know their way around tools and materials.

What We Offer:

• $22–$27+ per hour based on experience (more than your last retail gig, guaranteed).
• Bonuses & incentives because your hustle = our mutual success = extra pocket money.
• Health / Dental / Vision Insurance (because splinters happen).
• 401k + Free Life Insurance (we're planning for your golden years AND zombie apocalypse).
• Paid Time Off – use it for rest, golf, or binge-watching home improvement shows for "research".
• Year-round work if you're down to travel to Bellevue (expanding our awesome to new territories).
• A no-drama, no-mowing, no-weeding, all-building kind of company.

If you're tired of boring jobs where your biggest accomplishment is not falling asleep, and you want to build something that'll make people say "Holy cow, who did this?!" – hit us up. Send a quick email with your info and any experience you've got, or apply on our website: alderwoodlandscaping.com We're drug-free, background checks required, and sarcasm-friendly (obviously).